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Post by sbombay on Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:36 pm

A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."


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Post by Vishal on Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:37 pm

LOL

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Post by madmick on Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:02 pm

Razz

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Post by sbombay on Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:38 pm

An American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”

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Post by madmick on Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:34 am

Rolling Eyes jocolor

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Post by sbombay on Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:33 pm

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

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Post by madmick on Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:55 pm

sbombay wrote:A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

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Post by Vishal on Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:01 pm

Lol Torn Rubber epic..

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Post by Vishal on Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:08 pm

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

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Post by madmick on Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:46 pm

Vishal wrote:When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
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Post by sbombay on Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:57 am

Vishal wrote:Lol Torn Rubber epic..

Laughing bounce Laughing Laughing

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Post by sbombay on Fri Jul 24, 2015 12:57 am

madmick wrote:
Vishal wrote:When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Laughing

That is deep bro.

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Post by sbombay on Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:26 pm

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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Post by Vishal Liverpool YNWA on Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:20 pm

lol all right

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Post by sbombay on Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:12 pm

How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!

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Post by Vishal Liverpool YNWA on Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:28 pm

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man
"Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"


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Post by madmick on Sun Sep 27, 2015 10:24 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by sbombay on Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:58 pm

A cowboy goes down to the stable, lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses butthole. Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hell are you doing?" He replies, "I've got chapped lips." The other cowboy asks, "Does that help?" "Nope," he answers, "It just keeps me from licking them."

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Post by madmick on Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:33 am

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Post by sbombay on Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:54 pm

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

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Post by madmick on Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:02 pm

Very Happy

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